LeBron James > Chuck Norris

You a witness yet? Hit the jump to see the top 10 reasons why LeBron is so great.
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1. When LeBron James exercises, the machine gets stronger.

2. When Lebron James does a pushup he's not lifting himself, he's pushing away the earth.

3. LeBron James's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush in poker.

4. LeBron James can kill two stones with one bird.

5. When Lebron James falls in water, Lebron James doesn't get wet. Water gets Lebron James.

6. In honor of LeBron James, all McDonald's in Ohio have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be LeBronsized.

7. If at first you don't succeed....you're not LeBron James.

8. LeBron James is the reason Waldo is hiding....It just so happens LeBron also knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

9. After watching last nights game, the incredible Hulk went home and cried himself to sleep.

10. There is no theory of evolution...just a list of creatures LeBron has allowed to live.