This is one of the many subtle ways that I plan to stunt in the future.

The 14 Karat Goldplated Staples by Studio OOOMS.
Intended primarily as a form of jewelry, these luxury pieces can be applied to clothing (or just about anything) with the help of your average stapler.

Note to Master P: Just because you use gold-plated staples does not make your proposals to television companies any less deplorable.

via L.Fresco