Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Church!


Really Doe put out his 10 man commandments the other day... I advise all males to act accordingly:


1.) Grown man should never text another man "K" meaning ok
2.) Man should never wiggle on there back to put on pants
3.) Grown man should not share popcorn at the movies
4.) Men should not order happy meals
5.) Men should not hold conversations naked in locker rooms [ed. note: this includes while at urinals]
6.) Never buy jewelry from the back of the source
7.) Never let anyone shoot down your dreams
8.) Men should be punished for not taking care of their kids
9.) Men should never pop gum
10.) If a man falls in love with a slut you should always relocate her to a new surrounding (meaning the moon)

... Anyone got any amendments or additions?

via FSD

1 comment:

Steven said...

I don't see a problem with sharing popcorn... thats just economical (especially if its free refills), recession my nigga